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Topic: Burn Victims

Related:
  Victims    Burns  
  Victims of Crime    Victims' Rights  
  Burn a CD    Robert Burns  
  Burn Fat    Murder Victims  
  Heart Burn    Burns and skin  
  Burn Care    Ken Burns  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Mark Twain,  Bart Simpson
Personality:Perfectionist
Currently has on their coffee table:Time magazine
Favorite TV show(s):The Simpsons,  Malcolm in the Middle,  MASH
Favorite actor(s):John Candy
Favorite royal(s):Robert the Bruce,  Mary of the Scots
Likes to wear:Beard
Favorite movie(s):Crocodile Dundee
Favorite sportsperson(s):Diego Maradona
Listens to:Jazz,  Louis Armstrong,  Folk
Medical note(s):Undergoing therapy
Favorite philosopher(s):Bentham
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Burn victims from the early morning dorm fire at Seton Hall University face a long recovery, and continued media interest.
John Fielding,
CEO

Burn victims span all ages, and consultants from all fields of medical specialties are available.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

The burns on the victims and the building from the blast depict a definite pattern of a singular explosion according to the expert testimony.
Atomic bomb burn victims need whole blood to save them until their own blood making organs have recovered and are on the job again.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Burn injuries are not only some of the most painful types of injuries but also have a long lasting physical and emotional impact on the victims.
Burn Victims Improve With Hyperbaric Oxygen HBOT has been used for years to speed up healing in burn victims.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

These rooms were necessary for burn victims who required protective isolation and to receive the required bathing and cleansing.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Skin is so lucrative that burn victims often go without at great risk of infection and death.
For burn victims to survive, new skin must bond quickly to surrounding tissue at the wound site.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

The three burn victims were flown by LifeFlight helicopter to Lakeside Hospital where immediate life saving efforts were initiated.
Visit burns victims in burns units and meet physicians who treat the victims of fires.
Most victims of fires die from smoke or toxic gases and not from burns.
 
 
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