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Topic: Burning

Related:
  Wood Burning    CD burning  
  Candle Burning    Burning Man  
  Fat Burning    Wood burning stove  
  Burning Bush    Wood burning fireplace  
  Book Burning    Burning Bed  
  Flag Burning    Burning program  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Gas oven,  House,  Vacuum cleaner
Appearance:Overweight
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Politics:Green
Religion(s):Wicca
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite body part(s):Lungs
Favorite food(s):Peaches and cream
Interest(s):Camping
Likes to wear:Ancient Egyption
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement
Membership(s):Greenpeace
Worst habit(s):Farting in public,  Belching
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Unwind in front of the wood-burning fireplace with an elegantly carved mantle or soak in the Jacuzzi in the marble and mirrored European-style bathroom.
Master suite on the upper floor features wood burning fireplace and modernized bath including limestone steam shower and walk-in closet.
A romantic wood-burning fireplace and an inviting window seat or balcony set an intimate tone of warmth and grace in a room with every modern convenience.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

The CCT410 Gas Burning Fireplace offers all the quality features of the more expensive brands, without the high cost.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Burning a cleaner fuel is one of the quickest ways to reduce the amount of harmful emissions in diesel fumes.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Burning of wood produces fine particulate matter that can be harmful to our lungs - similar to cigarette smoke.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Burning fossil fuels or wood based products raises atmospheric carbon dioxide levels.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

The master suite is located upstairs and features vaulted open beamed ceilings and its own wood burning river rock hearth fireplace plus another expansive private deck with peeks of the lake through the trees.
It is important to have sufficient fresh air available for fuel burning appliances, such as the furnace, water heater, stove/range, clothes dryer, as well as a fireplace.
This condominium has a very well equipped kitchen and a wood burning fireplace for cozy nights spent at your vacation condo.
Mark Harris,
Priest

The burning torches of fire signify the gift of the Holy Spirit, that it is given by the wood of the passion.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Burning wood reduces our dependence on foreign oil and helps alleviate our national trade deficit.
 
 
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2005-06-01 16:51:21
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