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   In the News - 26 May: Barry Bonds  Mitt Romney  Rupert Murdoch  Santa Claus  Pearl Harbor  


  Wood    Furnace  
  Burning    Wood burning stove  
  Wood burning fireplace    Wood burning insert fireplace  
  Outdoor Wood Furnaces  

 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:James Watt,  Santa Claus,  Henry Ford
Favorite possession(s):Gas oven,  House,  Vacuum cleaner
Currently has on their coffee table:Cup of coffee
Favorite food(s):Peaches and cream
Favorite great thinker(s):Gabriel Fahrenheit
Favorite movie(s):Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Listens to:Tool
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Favorite time of year:Winter
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Favorite quote(s):"A penny saved is a penny earned"
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

It has the charm and warmth of a wood burning fireplace, the clean convenience of gas and the heat and efficiency of a certified wall furnace.
The furnace is supplemented by a wood-burning stove with river rock surround.
Heating and cooling are accomplished through an electric heat pump and wood burning RSF furnace, both supplying forced air.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

And new for this year, be sure to check out our outdoor wood burning furnaces.
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