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Topic: George Bush quotes

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

George W Bush, Al Gore, Osama Bin Laden

Bad point(s):

Criminal

Politics:

Democrat, Pacifist

Religion(s):

Muslim

Dream job(s):

Terrorist

Favorite TV show(s):

24, Malcolm in the Middle

Interest(s):

Politics

Favorite movie(s):

Minority Report

Likes to wear:

Head scarf

Favorite destination(s):

Arabia, Baghdad

Favorite time of year:

Ramadan

Membership(s):

Natural Law Party

Favorite quote(s):

"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." - Homer Simpson.
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

I love the George Bush quotes!

Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Based on Bush's "inaction is not an option" quote at today's commemoration of the tragic loss of life on September 11th: George W.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

The ads show quotes from George Bush and Colin Powell, which seem at first to be accusing the Saudis of supporting terror, but then morph into words that hail Saudi cooperation.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Before these developments, President George Bush's father, George Bush, was revealed to have called Saudi Arabia's leader to reassure him that President Bush quote will do the right thing.

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