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Topic: Small Business Web Site Design

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Golf clubs, Prom dress

People talk about their ..:

Fashion sense

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Interior decorator, CEO

Favorite activity(s):

Stamp collecting

Favorite food(s):

Hot dogs

Favorite animal(s):

Poodle

Interest(s):

Photography

Likes to wear:

Maternity clothing, Business suits, Sunglasses

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, eBay Auctions

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

NetRook Web Design is a small business or personal web site and web page service, offering an affordable, personal service to my clients.
Affordable small business, Home Business, and Personal web hosting and design.
Affordable web design & hosting for personal or small business sites.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Affordable web site design for small business and organizations, including pre made templates, custom web site design, and programming.
Affordable web and graphic design business specializing in complete web implementation for small to medium sized businesses.
We specialize in designs for small business providing effective and attractive web sites and multimedia presentations at an affordable price.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Affordable custom web design solutions for small and home business owners, original graphics and pre-designed web page templates.
Zeebs Web Design is a privately owned web site design company specializing in professional small business web site development at affordable prices.
Steeltide was brought about by the need for a quality web design service for an affordable price in the small business and personal website community.

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