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Topic: Federal Government Grants and Small Business

Related:
  Small    Grant  
  Federal    Business  
  Small Business And Government Grants    Small Business Loans and Grants  
  Woman small business loan and grant  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:King Gillette
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Currently has on their coffee table:Fast Company,  Reader's Digest,  Better Homes & Gardens
Politics:Capitalist
Dream job(s):Teacher,  Banker
Education:Post-graduate
Interest(s):Economics,  Community Theatre,  Real estate
Favorite destination(s):United States of America
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting off welfare,  Going back to school,  Finding a job
Membership(s):World Vision,  Girl guides
Favorite quote(s):"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)
"The best way to predict the future is to invent it." - Alan Kay
 
 
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

We provide grant writing and development support for small business Federal research grants - primarily for the Small Business Innovation Research (SBIR) and Small Business Technology Transfer (STTR) programs.
 
 
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