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In the News - 21 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Free Business Software

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Game Spot

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Mac Today

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Banker

Favorite Card Game(s):

Bridge, Blackjack

Favorite board game(s):

Chess

Favorite computer game(s):

PacMan, Solitaire, Doom

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding warez, Building websites

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

FREE Software Zone - Links for business shareware, freeware, trial offers and CGI scripts.

John Fielding,
CEO

The SBA announced that it will make free business planning software available at its counseling centers to small biz owners.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Saorsa frees us to develop software at the highest level of craft, and in a way that provides business value to the customer as efficiently as possible.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Technical Support Registered owners of Jetpack have access to free email support from Chisel Software with a guaranteed response in one business day.
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Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The Small Business Help Shop this is a Y2K software support site with free software avaliable to test for Y2k compliance.
The Small Business Help Shop this is a Y2K software support site with free software avaliable to test for Year 2000 compliance.
FREE demo software with multi media CD that will change the way you do business.

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