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Topic: Small Business Information

Related:
  Small    Information  
  Business    Small Business Owners  
  Business Information Systems    Small Business Help  
  Small Business Service    Small Business Resource  
  Small Business Development Center    Small Business Administration  
  Small Business Marketing    Small Business Loan  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Politics:Capitalist
Currently has on their coffee table:Fast Company,  Economist
Dream job(s):Banker,  CEO,  Tax Collector
Favorite activity(s):Working
Interest(s):Business,  Economics,  Computers
Likes to wear:Business suits
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy,  Finding a job
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"The best way to predict the future is to invent it." - Alan Kay
"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Small Business Administration (SBA) for loan information and application, or to the Louisiana Office of Emergency Preparedness (LOEP) for assistance through FEMA.
IRS/SBA Small Business Resource Guide 2002: Farming Information - Highlights administrative and federal tax laws that apply to farming.
Information for Ordering Offices SPECIAL NOTICE TO AGENCIES: Small Business Participation SBA strongly supports the participation of small business concerns in the Federal Supply Schedules Program.
John Fielding,
CEO

Our management expertise is in small business management and particularly in using information technology to help small business owners maximize productivity and profitability.
Small Business Resources on the Web The Small Business Administration Online , the SBA has information on starting, financing, and expanding your business venture, as well as number of other business resources.
Small Business Administration (SBA) The SBA offers an extensive selection of information on most business management topics, from how to start a business to exporting your products.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The Small Business Success magazine, a free publication from Pacific Bell Directory, provides a wealth of information and resources for budding entrepreneurs.
CCH Business Owner's Toolkit Offers useful information to entrepreneurs and small businesses.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Consultations with small business entrepreneurs to provide information, resources, referrals and startup information.
Highlights information that small business owners or entrepreneurs need to know about the credit process before they apply for a loan.
Lycos Small Business users will now receive news and information from more than 150 varied topics for small businesses.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

IBM Small Business Centre UK - offers information and advice for small businesses about IBM products and services.
 
 
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