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Topic: Minority Small Business Loan

Related:
  Small    Minority  
  Loan    Business  
  Small Business Administration loans    GOVERNMENT LOANS FOR SMALL BUSINESS  
  Small Business Loans and Grants    Small business loan for woman  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Politics:Capitalist
Currently has on their coffee table:Better Homes & Gardens,  Fast Company
Dream job(s):Banker,  Tax Collector,  Farmer
Favorite activity(s):Paying off their mortgage
Interest(s):Real estate,  Boating,  Economics
Listens to:The Spice Girls
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy,  Getting off welfare,  Going back to school
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Membership(s):World Vision
Favorite quote(s):"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"Behind every great fortune there is a crime." - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Small Business loans and grants for women, minorities and students.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

SBA Pre-Qualification Loan Program This program is for women, minorities, and veterans who are seeking small business financing.
John Fielding,
CEO

Start your own business with help from the Small Business Administration which offers everything from loans to outreach initiatives for women and minority-owned businesses.
Loans to support small business and minority entrepreneurs.
 
 
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