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Topic: Business Owners

Related:
  Owner    Business  
  Small Business Owners    Business  
  New Business    Business Information  
  Home Business    Business Development  
  Small Business    Business Services  
  Business Management    Internet Business  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Most admires:Warren Buffet
Politics:Capitalist
Currently has on their coffee table:Fast Company,  Economist
Dream job(s):CEO,  Banker,  Tax Collector
Favorite activity(s):Working
Interest(s):Business,  Computers
Likes to wear:Business suits
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job,  Bankruptcy,  Owning their own trailer
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Business owners may be violating these securities laws if they fail to follow the required registration and disclosure requirements.
Business owners should make note of the following information concerning their occupational license which is issued for the period of January 1 through December 31st of each year.
Business owners need to know how to properly plan their computer purchases and maintenance in order to ensure the least technical support expenditures.
John Fielding,
CEO

Business owners must be careful in classifying an employee as a salaried employee rather than an employee paid by the hour because they can face severe penalties if they fail to pay overtime wages to eligible employees.
Business owners seek his advice on business management and operational issues by using his business consulting services for innovative solutions.
Business owners and managers frequently desire audits as well because they value the assurance that they are receiving sound information on which to base business decisions.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Business owners today are adapting their businesses to exploit E-Commerce.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Business owners on the cash method can defer income by delaying billing notices to clients and advancing the payment of bills.
Business owners may buy many booklets to use as an incentive to bring in new customers or give as a gift for existing customers.
Business owners can gain invaluable exposure by sponsoring a PEN event or advertising in future editions of the newsletter or on our Web site.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Business owners please contact our Sales Dept to have a job posted within our employment office.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Business owners are dismayed by this decree and hope to persuade the authorities to revert to the former regulations.
 
 
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