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Topic: Small Business Service

Related:
  Small    Service  
  Business    Small Business Owners  
  Small Business Information    Small Business Help  
  Small Business Resource    Small Business Development Center  
  Small Business Administration    Small Business Marketing  
  Small Business Loan    Small Business Solutions  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Politics:Capitalist
Currently has on their coffee table:Fast Company,  Economist
Dream job(s):CEO,  Banker,  Tax Collector
Interest(s):Computers,  Business,  Economics
Likes to wear:Business suits
Favorite online activity(s):Building websites
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job,  Bankruptcy
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Small Business Services - Did you know that we offer typing, form creation, spreadsheets, databases, and logo design?
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Our services enable small trust departments to direct resources to the development of new business, rather than back office operations.
Small Business Administration is responsible for the delivery of SBA's many programs and services to all 16 counties in the State of Maine.
John Fielding,
CEO

Business Services: Assisting small WBE & DBE companies in developing marketing & business strategies that increase profits.
The Small and Emerging Business Division focuses on members with fewer than 250 employees and offers programs and services specifically tailored for such firms.
The Small Business Development Center at Southeast Community College provides a wide variety of professional consulting and training services to small business owners, and prospective small business owners.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The Small Business Edition not only wirelessly enables email, but also offers growing businesses robust and secure email hosting services.
Business incubators assist small businesses to become established and profitable by providing premises, advice, services and managerial support.
Small business users benefit by using the e-commerce component from PayPal, a leading provider of online payment services.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Small Business Customers: License Online connects you to a Channel Partner in your area who can provide technical expertise or volume discounts on software through our Small Business Services.
We offer small business owners and individuals a wide range of services that allow them to get the most out of their Microsoft Windows and other software products.
New York Small Business Network has agreements with various vendors to offer the products and services that small businesses use everyday at reduced rates.
 
 
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