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Topic: Small Business

Related:
  Small    Business  
  Small Business Owners    Business  
  Small Business Information    Small Business Help  
  Small Business Service    Small Business Resource  
  Small Business Development Center    Small Business Administration  
  Small Business Marketing    Small Business Loan  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Politics:Capitalist
Currently has on their coffee table:Fast Company,  Economist,  Better Homes & Gardens
Dream job(s):Banker,  CEO,  Tax Collector
Interest(s):Computers,  Business,  Economics
Likes to wear:Business suits
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy,  Finding a job
Worst habit(s):Wasting money
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Small Business Administration (SBA)– An independent federal agency that guarantees loans to small businesses and assists them with certain management and financial issues.
Small Business Administration (SBA) : The local office provides direct assistance to the small business community including assistance with financing proposals.
Small Business Administration administers the Small Business Development Center Program to provide management assistance to current and prospective small business owners.
John Fielding,
CEO

Under the Small Business Investment Company Program, venture capitalists licensed by the SBA make capital available to small businesses through investments or loans.
SBA (small Business Administration) offers a range of services such as loans, financial consulting, computer and technical consulting services and a variety of publications.
The Small Business Development Center primarily serves existing businesses seeking to improve profitability and growth.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Our goal is to provide small business owners and entrepreneurs with the software tools and training they need to get the information they require to manage their businesses and succeed in their markets.
Small business owners need to find the most effective resources to enhance their productivity while making sure that every dollar is wisely spent.
Small business owners and entrepreneurs begin their business by handling all aspects of the business themselves.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Small Business Administration (SBA) provides an online tutorial and self-paced guide to creating and updating a business plan on its Internet web site at www.
CIT Small Business Lending Corporation offers variable and fixed interest rates for both SBA 7(a) and SBA 504 loans.
Small Business Web Update is the only publication committed to helping independent businesses create and maintain cost-effective Web sites and take advantage of tools available online.
 
 
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