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Topic: Small Business Software

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

HotJobs.com

Most admires:

Warren Buffet

Good point(s):

Hard-working

Intelligence:

Incompetent

Currently has on their coffee table:

Fast Company, Economist

Dream job(s):

CEO, Banker, Tax Collector

Interest(s):

Computers, Business, Economics

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Bankruptcy

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

KeaCash is simple to use cashbook accounting software developed specifically for small business and sole traders.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Students will then learn to use Quick Books Pro Small Business accounting software using the principles of accounting and will run a simulated business using Quick Books.
If a small business required accounting software, it had to be coded from the ground up by contract programmers.
By understanding the tedious and mundane issues that arise at each phase of small to medium business management Quicken have developed a leading range of easy to use accounting software.

John Fielding,
CEO

Jones and Company, Ltd recommends the use of accounting software to small business owners and individuals alike to maximize bookkeeping efficiency.
BAMPH Associates are qualified implementers for a wide range of accounting software, offering the right fit for the Small Business through to the Corporate Enterprise.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Clear Solutions is a small business is a solutions provider that specializes in small business & construction accounting software, we also provide computer networking support and design.
The software solutions are aimed at giving the small to medium sized company the tools to better manage their business thru the use of bar code printing and data collection technologies.
It is complemented by a range of additional software that integrates with it to provide complete business solutions for the small to medium sized business.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

QuickBooks and QuickBooks Pro for Windows are the latest versions of the most popular small business accounting software packages on the market.
Intuit is the developer of Quicken personal finance software and QuickBooks small business accounting software.
Microsoft Business Solutions launched a new version of Small Business Manager, a software application that competes with Intuit Quickbooks.

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