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Topic: Small Business Solutions

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Cellular

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Currently has on their coffee table:

Fast Company

Dream job(s):

CEO, Webmaster, Interior decorator

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Favorite animal(s):

Poodle

Interest(s):

Computers, Business

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, eBay Auctions, Finding ringtones for their phone

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Small Business Resources - Offers business solutions in topics such as business planning, finance, and human resources.
Solutions Consulting helps small and large companies streamline operations and create new business.
Their Small Business Solutions division tries to harness the power of many GE resources to help your business gain a competitive edge.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

It is a highly competitive program whereby small business are awarded research funds targeted for technical solutions to meet the needs of various Government Departments.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Small Business Solutions is certified in search engine submission and positioning, check out our services page for more information.
Small Business Web Solutions will customize a plan to fit your exact needs so contact us today and let's get going.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Business Solutions and Applications Consultants - We specialize in helping small businesses study and deploy systems in order to leverage what technology has to offer today.
Clear Solutions is a small business is a solutions provider that specializes in small business & construction accounting software, we also provide computer networking support and design.
ADT Small Business Services brings together customized solutions and services to help keep your growing business secure.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Microsoft Business Solutions launched a new version of Small Business Manager, a software application that competes with Intuit Quickbooks.
These solutions are flexible in that they can scale from small business environments supporting less than 50 users, to larger corporate environments with thousands of users.
The small business solutions kit CD comes with a link to 50 free Customer Leads.

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