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Topic: Business Technology

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Warren Buffet

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Politics:

Capitalist

Currently has on their coffee table:

Fast Company, Economist

Dream job(s):

CEO, Banker, President of the United States

Education:

Post-graduate

Favorite era(s):

The future

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Interest(s):

Computers, Business, Economics

Likes to wear:

Business suits

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding a job

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Hydrogen business is the set of commercial activities, providing positive returns on investment that are associated with the use of hydrogen and other emerging energy technologies.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Acid Technologies is a new and dynamic business with its focus on web design, web hosting and web application programming.
Using modern web technologies we create complete business systems that can be utilized through a simple internet browser.

John Fielding,
CEO

Acta Divina Technologies Corporation works closely with these companies to develop new business opportunities and products for strategic markets and key clients.
Business Insight Technologies is dedicated to increasing hiring and retention effectiveness so that companies get and keep employees who create positive, lasting impact.
This is a great opportunity for those schools without the resources to implement new technologies on their own to collaborate with business and the technology industry to prepare their students to be competitive in the workforce of tomorrow.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Applied Thermal Technologies complements the Icepak software business with consulting services focused on innovation and design for electronics cooling.
Michwave Technologies utilizes fixed microwave technology to deliver high speed broadband Internet access to business and consumer users.
We are committed to building a suite of products that enable the alignment of IT with strategic business requirements using model automation technologies integrated with project management tools.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Hughes Business Technologies offers Toshiba , Telrad and Samsung digital business telephone systems that provide innovative solutions to your business needs.
Adience is a premier provider of business computing solutions which use the technologies of IBM and Lotus.
Information Point Technologies can recommend the proper hardware and software to bring video conferencing a reality to your business.

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