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Topic: Buy

Related:
  Buy Sell    Buy this book  
  Best Buy    Buy a Home  
  Buy Online    Buy a Car  
  Buy the CD    Buys for Business  
  Buy a Computer    Buy a house  
  Buy to Let    Buy Tickets  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Apartment,  Credit card
Most admires:Warren Buffet
Favorite website(s):E*TRADE
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Spoilt brat
Intelligence:Stupid
Politics:Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:Better Homes & Gardens
Dream job(s):Banker
Favorite activity(s):Paying off their mortgage,  Coloring in
Interest(s):Real estate
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Favorite online activity(s):eBay Auctions
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Favorite quote(s):"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

It often buys property at opportune moments and holds it for an interim period, until a government acquisition process can be completed.
Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Ken buys himself a tee-shirt that has jumping frogs and lady bugs painted on it and a tee-shirt that has fishes swimming on it.
John Fielding,
CEO

When a company buys a new fleet of delivery trucks, it can predict with reasonable accuracy how much more revenue it will generate by delivering more goods more quickly to more customers.
This strategy buys the plant engineer a career of avoiding failure rather than achieving new levels of success.
Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

He buys aviator glasses, a snazzy French cap and leather driving gloves, and goes shopping for a Porsche.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Buys the adjoining Short Street skating rink and converts it to a factory making vinegar, pickles, sauces, cordials, baking powder and other sundry grocery items.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

This is not just limited to keyword buys or paid listings on search engines and directories.
Everyone who buys a product from us because of our Internet site will receive a jug of Vermont Maple Syrup.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Afterwards, Rafe buys a home pregnancy test and asks his jittery wife to make sure there's actually a child on the way.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

If someone buys a new car with major problems, and the manufacturer fails to repair the defect in a certain amount of time, the manufacturer may be required to refund the consumer's money by buying the vehicle back.
Unless your supermarket buys from a local supplier that delivers daily, there will be no comparison between store-bought and local.
While I was able to gather many bargains, I found that the best buys were for refrigerated items or specialty food items.
 
 
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