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Topic: Buying a New Car

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Henry Ford

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card, SUV, Apartment

Personality:

Sporty

Currently has on their coffee table:

Car and Driver magazine, Better Homes & Gardens

Dream job(s):

Truck driver, Banker, Bus Driver

Favorite activity(s):

Paying off their mortgage

Interest(s):

Real estate

Favorite sport(s):

Motor car racing

Favorite online activity(s):

eBay Auctions

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer, Bankruptcy

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"Behind every great fortune there is a crime." - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Families began buying new homes and multiple cars.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Great deals on new and used cars Most people find buying a new or used car quite stressful.
Buying a new car or used car is exciting.
Buying a new or used car?

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

This is a step-by-step guide to buying or leasing a new car or truck.
Buying a new car or truck is exciting and also a considerable investment.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

New Car Price Secrets - New Car Buying Techniques to Save Thousands on Financing and Leasing!
New Car Buying Techniques to Save Thousands on Financing and Leasing!
With so many new options for buying or leasing a car, it pays to look carefully before signing on the dotted line.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Buying a New Car , Leasing a Car , Buying a Used Car , Quick Tips on Buying and Leasing , more.
Leasing A Car - Tips for buying and leasing new and used cars as well as dealer tricks to beware of.
Here is information on how to get a driver's license, and tips on leasing or buying a new car.

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