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Topic: Medicine Cabinet

Related:
  Medicine    Cabinet  
  School of Medicine    Health and Medicine  
  Alternative Medicine    Kitchen Cabinets  
  Institute of Medicine    Chinese Medicine  
  Internal Medicine    Journal of Medicine  
  Cabinet Doors    History of Medicine  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Ikea bedroom,  House,  Vacuum cleaner
Appearance:Overweight
Currently has on their coffee table:Fine Woodworking
Dream job(s):Interior decorator,  Janitor
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Interest(s):Meeting women
Favorite computer game(s):Space Invaders
Favorite movie(s):The Sixth Sense
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer,  Seeing pubic hair above Britney's hipsters
Medical note(s):Taking weight loss pills,  Taking Viagra,  Taking Valium
Worst habit(s):Farting in public
Favorite quote(s):"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Nothing shatters the dream of respite faster than toothpaste globs at the bottom of the sink, crusty medicine cabinets and collections of scummy shampoo bottles.
The chocolate glazed maple cabinets by Fieldstone complement the medicine cabinets by Robern.
Matching medicine cabinets and mirrors along with companion brass light fixtures offer exceptional design solutions for the bathroom.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Medicine cabinets, makeup mirrors, travel mirror, bathroom mirrors, mirror defoggers.
Clean and shine all medicine cabinets, mirrors, and bath accessories.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

That way, they can keep either the drug or the prescription in their medicine cabinets in case unprotected sexual intercourse occurs.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Or perhaps, my pouches could serve as portable medicine cabinets, thus allowing me to keep the aspirin content in my blood stream at a cool 99.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets, and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

If medicine cabinets are provided, at least one shall be located with a usable shelf no higher than 44 in (1120 mm) above the floor space.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

All cabinets, drawers and medicine cabinets should have child-proof locks.
Medicine Cabinets and Mirrors The latest bathroom styles call for simple, wood-framed mirrors instead of medicine cabinets above the sink.
Use our special latch to keep tots from opening medicine cabinets with sliding doors.
 
 
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