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Topic: Cable DSL

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Steve Jobs, Matt Druge

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Apple Computer, Linux box

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Joy of Cybersex" by Deb Levine

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World, Mac Today

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Half-Life, Age of Empires, Hacking

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding ringtones for their phone, Finding warez, Downloading MP3's

Worst habit(s):

Smoking Crack

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

It is important to have a high speed modem when viewing adult mpeg streaming video but if you have dsl or cable you will have no problem pulling mpeg sex shows and mpeg adult streaming shows.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Enables Cable/DSL modem connection sharing via its built in 4-port switch or integrated wireless IEEE 802.
DSL and cable can only reach a limited segment of potential and users and fall for short of providing the bandwidth and QoS that attract customers to broadband access services.
DSL and cable modem services that provide high-speed data connectivity to the campus via partnerships with local vendors.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The DSL modem is plugged into the telephone line and the ethernet cable connected to the DSL modem is plugged into the back of a computer, into a router or into a ethernet hub to distribute the access to other computers.
The real NIC is used for connecting to the cable or DSL modem and the virtual NIC is used to communicate with the other computers in your network.
Cable Modem / DSL Installs Let us install your network card for Cable modem or DSL We have done hundreds already!

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