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Topic: Time Warner Cable TV

Related:
  Warner    TV  
  Cable    Time Warner Digital Cable  
  Warner Cable of Houston Time  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Chris Rock
Favorite website(s):BBC,  E*TRADE
Currently has on their coffee table:TV Guide,  Remote Control,  Soap Opera Digest
Dream job(s):Social worker
Favorite TV show(s):Sex and the City,  Live! With Regis and Kelly,  Late Show with David Letterman
Favorite activity(s):Watching Sport on TV
Favorite actor(s):Jerry Seinfeld
Favorite animal(s):Wolf
Interest(s):Computers
Listens to:Bruce Springsteen
Ultimate fantasy(s):Winning the lottery,  Finding genuinely free porn on the internet
Favorite quote(s):"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

Time Warner, one of the partners in the NASCAR TV rights, is raising rates to cable suppliers in 2003 to the tune of 10 percent a year.
Currently, efforts are underway to secure additional funds from Time Warner Cable to help support NCLA-TV.
Time Warner's subsidiary HBO is the country's largest pay-TV cable network.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

 Mama's Kitchen: Time Warner Cable TV 1993 (Keep scrolling.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

 C CABLE TV: To contact Time Warner Cable, call (718) 358-0900.
Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

 The TV studio also houses our Education channel that can be seen on Streetsboro Time Warner cable Channel 16.
Just turn on your TV and tune to Time Warner Cable Channel 98.
LCC-TV (13) is Time Warner Cable’s channel.
 
 
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