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Topic: Time Warner Cable

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Xbox, Cellular

Currently has on their coffee table:

Remote Control, TV Guide, PC World

Dream job(s):

Lawyer

Education:

College

Favorite book(s):

"How to Win Friends and Influence People" by Dale Carnegie

Interest(s):

Computers, Real estate

Favorite sport(s):

Running

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding ringtones for their phone, Chatting on ICQ

Listens to:

Bruce Springsteen

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Winning the lottery

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Time Warner Cable is a locally operated company with approximately 275 employees throughout Southeast Nebraska.
Time Warner's subsidiary HBO is the country's largest pay-TV cable network.
Time Warner Cable which plans a local 24-hour news channel, also will participate.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Time Warner Cable now offers a convenient Self Install option that allows you to install Road Runner yourself.
Thanks to Time Warner Cable's Road Runner service, you can expect to start seeing more frequent updates to Luquette Lane.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Time Warner Communications (Garden Grove) Provider of cable television and high speed cable modem internet services.
Time Warner Cable is committed to offering a choice of Internet service providers through its broadband network.
Time Warner Cable proudly introduces Road Runner High Speed Online-the fastest, easiest and most reliable Internet server ever.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Time Warner Cable connects you to the Internet at very high speeds via the cable modem.
Time Warner Cable High-Speed Internet service comes complete with a state-of-the-art cable modem.
Time Warner Cable does not require residential users to purchase a cable modem.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
jeff
2005-03-18 20:20:16

How do you get the upper tier of digital cable to go through an NVIDIA Video card in your home computer, using windows xp media center. The channels are recognizied in the Channel Guide and I am paying for the service through Time warner cable. The only channels that are shown are from channels 2 through 76-78. I'm using my computer as a TIVO type system recording tv to my hard drive. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

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