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Topic: Cage

Related:
  Bird Cage    John Cage  
  Roll Cage    Batting Cages  
  DOG CAGE    Parrot Cage  
  Rabbit Cage    Rat Cages  
  Nicolas Cage    Rib Cage  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Easter Bunny
Favorite possession(s):Bondage kit,  Vacuum cleaner,  House
Favorite activity(s):Theme parks,  Coloring in
Appearance:Overweight
Favorite animal(s):Mouse,  Bird,  Chimpanzee
Currently has on their coffee table:Cat Fancy magazine,  Dog World magazine
Politics:Animal rights
Likes to wear:Leash,  Chicken suit
Dream job(s):Dog groomer
Favorite quote(s):"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." - Jack Handey
 
 
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Aquaculture Cages manufactured by Siang May follow a very strict quality control procedure to enable us to deliver nettings and cages of the highest quality to all our valued customers.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Lantern Net Cages are highly recommended for the initial and intermediate rearing stages of shellfish farming.
As salmon cages are usually located in sheltered and often shallow areas with little water movement, the bulk of the waste accumulates beneath the cages.
Stacked cages must have trays that extend the length of the cage in order to prevent fecal contamination to the lower cages.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

These cages were carried out into the arena, the pins jerked clear, and the animals left exposed as the sides of the cages fell to the ground.
Battery cages can also cause serious damage to the feet and claws from the mesh floor and lack of perches.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

These cages do not allow any lateral movement and the intensive confinement causes physical and psychological problems for the animals.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Cages are not transportation modules - there is too much potential for injury from sudden stops, hanging toys, etc.
Cages are stacked many tiers high, and feces from cages above fall onto the chickens below.
Our Car Cages are all tailor made and designed to give you the best solution for dog transportation in your vehicle.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Cages are sometimes stacked 3 to 5 high to accommodate more dogs, while litter and excrement filter down through the cages, onto the resident dogs at the bottom.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Other plastic cages will work well but remember a quarantine enclosure is one that can be completely disinfected and cleaned.
 
 
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