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Topic: Coral Calcium

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Appearance:

Muscular

Personality:

Nervous

Currently has on their coffee table:

Food & Wine magazine

Favorite era(s):

Jurassic times

Favorite body part(s):

Heart

Favorite food(s):

Vegetarian, Anything with salt

Favorite sport(s):

Bodybuilding, Running

Medical note(s):

Taking weight loss pills, Uses laxatives, Undergoing therapy

Favorite drink(s):

Milk, Orange Juice, Lemonade

Favorite time of year:

Summer

Favorite quote(s):

"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

Expert Talk

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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Robert Barefoot is an expert on nutrition and considers coral sand calcium to be one of most effective nutritional supplements you can take to help your body neutrilize acids.

Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Barefoot Coral Calcium - Specializing in retail and wholesale bulk sales of Barefoot's supreme formula supplement, fossilized calcium, sango and ionic sea coral calcium capsules from the marine coral sand reefs of Okinawa, Japan.
Our Coral Calcium is pure, food grade, 5,000 mesh Fossilized Coral Mineral Powder harvested from the coral reef mineral beds on the Yonaguni Islands of Okinawa, Japan.
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Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Barefoot has studied the use of calcium from coral for a long time in concert with other researchers, and has the strong and compelling conclusion that the body can heal itself from amazing diseases and inflictions if you give it the right nutrients.
Coral Calcium "Supreme" Robert Barefoot 90 Capsules Item: 122745 Additional Vitamins and Minerals See supplement facts.

Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Coral Calcium is an all natural product that is found in the Sango coral reefs off of the coast of Okinawa, Japan which has the healthiest, most disease free populations in the world.
Their Coral Calcium 1 is 100% pure fossilized marine grade coral calcium from dead coral droppings found in Okinawa Japan with NO additives, except for vitamin D, and is mined from pockets found on the ocean floor by vacuuming up the coral droppings.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

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Coral Calcium 1 contains 100% pure marine grade coral calcium as recommended in Robert Barefoot's books, and is considered to be the best choice.

Keiko Miyisawa,
Receptionist

All coral calcium products on the market are from the Japanese prefecture of Okinawa.

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