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Topic: Calculate your mortgage payments

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card, Abflexer(tm)

Personality:

Nostalgic

Politics:

Democrat

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens

Dream job(s):

Banker, Tax Collector, Funeral director

Favorite activity(s):

Paying off their mortgage

Interest(s):

Real estate, Economics

Likes to wear:

Ancient Egyption

Favorite online activity(s):

eBay Auctions

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Bankruptcy, Owning their own trailer, Getting off welfare

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"Behind every great fortune there is a crime." - Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)
"Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity." - Irving Kristol

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

This is an Excel spreadsheet which calculates the mortgage payments and balance outstanding based on the rules for Canadian mortgages.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

You can calculate your monthly mortgage payments using the loan amount over a specific loan term and interest rate.
Mortgage Calculator Calculate your monthly payments with our mortgage calculator.
Mortgage Payment Schedule Calculate the payment required to amortize a mortgage loan.

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