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Topic: Pregnancy Due Date Calculator

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Stroller

Most admires:

Their mother

Bad point(s):

Evil

Intelligence:

Genius, Intelligent

Currently has on their coffee table:

Parenting magazine

Favorite activity(s):

Taking IQ tests, Working

Favorite book(s):

The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care - Dr. Benjamin Spock
"What Every Girl Should Know" by Margaret Sanger

Favorite animal(s):

Chimpanzee

Favorite great thinker(s):

Ptolemy, Ada Lovelace

Interest(s):

Numerology

Likes to wear:

Maternity clothing, Diapers

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Starting life again as a baby

Favorite quote(s):

"A clever man commits no minor blunders." - Goethe (1749-1832)
"All men are mortal. Socrates was mortal. Therefore, all men are Socrates. Which means that all men are homosexuals.." - Love and Death

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Baby Center- free due date calculator, pregnancy calendar, information about each week of gestational growth and continues updates through first years of life.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

ORG, Ovulation Calculator, Smarter Due Date Calculator, and other marks are trademarks or servicemarks of PREGNANCY.

Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Use our Due Date Calculator to find out when your baby will be born and create your own personal pregnancy timeline.

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