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Topic: Online Calculators

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Rob Roy, Warren Buffet

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card, Typewriter

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens

Dream job(s):

Banker

Favorite activity(s):

Paying off their mortgage

Favorite book(s):

World Almanac

Favorite great thinker(s):

Ada Lovelace

Interest(s):

Real estate, Maths, Chemistry

Likes to wear:

Digital watch

Favorite sport(s):

Running

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Getting a divorce, Bankruptcy, Going back to school

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at statistics."
"Any man who is under 30 , and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

We help with online calculators to assist you in obtaining the correct level of cover for your circumstances.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Online calculators for calories burned, target heart rates, and more.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Our handy online calculators can help you add up the interest accumulating on a CD, or work out payments on a loan or mortgage.
Mortgage Calculators - Find out what your payment will be, how much you can afford and more with these great online calculators.
Includes online calculators for Credit Card Costs and Financial Service Charges.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Online Converters - Provide online javascript converters and calculators for converting metric to imperial units and vice-versa.
Provide online javascript converters and calculators for converting metric to imperial units and vice-versa.
Online Calculators, Conversion Tools, Measurements and Weights - A directory of resources that will calculate a variety of weights and measures.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Check your grades and use our online GPA calculators to track your progress from semester to semester.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Features online calculators and utilities for woodworkers, a comprehensive woodworking software list, software reviews, and loads of woodworking reference information.
CALCULATORS: Below you will find links to customized online calculators.
Online calculators for audio speaker enclosure system design.

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