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Topic: California

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  University of California    California State  
  Southern California    County California  
  Los Angeles California    Northern California  
  City California    California Berkeley  
  California law    Beach California  
  California Supreme Court    California coast  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Apartment
Politics:Republican
Currently has on their coffee table:Better Homes & Gardens
Dream job(s):Lawyer,  Private Detective,  Nurse
Education:College
Interest(s):Real estate,  Law,  Camping
Favorite sport(s):Skiing
Favorite destination(s):California,  Florida,  United States of America
Ultimate fantasy(s):Winning the lottery
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in ocean level won't cure." - Ross Macdonald
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

California's largest Workers Compensation Insurance Company is seeking experienced Automated Bill Review Technicians.
California's thriving underground economy is costing the state up to $4 billion a year in unpaid taxes, according to the Franchise Tax Board.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Demonstration of regional conformity with the Federal Clean Air Act by Metropolitan Planning Organizations is a prerequisite to California's receipt of federal transportation funds.
Ideally, California's natural resource managers should have at their immediate disposal the best available data and information for resource management, planning, and regulatory efforts.
It is my pleasure to inform you that CALMODE, Southern California's regional alliance for development of Dual-Mode Personal Transportation Systems (DMPTS), endorses your RUF system and will make every effort to promote its development, testing and implementation within Southern California.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Cool coastal air and warm dry days help produce some of California's best wines in the Edna Valley Arroyo Grande Valley Wine Region.
Sonoma County is located 50 miles north of San Francisco in the heart of California's wine country, home of over one hundred wineries.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Hansen, who is becoming one of Southern California's most popular Latin jazz artists, relates a story about the sixth annual Santa Barbara International Jazz Festival, an on-the-beach event that she headlined a week ago.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Her indomitable will to protect endangered species has left a legacy to all generations of being able to see a frolicking sea otter in California's coastal waters; to hear the roar of a mountain lion in its woodland habitat; to walk through the glory of the old growth redwoods.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Escaping California's crowded highways and campgrounds has often meant standing in line for a wilderness permit, hauling a backpack, praying that the next hill goes down instead of up and that the kids will understand that this is play not punishment.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Like language arts, mathematics experts matched the Stanford 9 questions to California's Academic Content Standards and identified the 15 specific questions to be used as Math Foundation Skills for the academic content standards for each grade 2-7.
Mark Harris,
Priest

In the end, the State of California's callous rejection of Young Elk's spiritual needs was no match for the sincerity of his remorse and the prayers of others who believe in forgiveness and redemption.
 
 
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PJ
2005-03-28 00:54:30
How do you make the courts of California accountable to the people and children of California
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