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Topic: California Community Colleges

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

All cheerleaders

People talk about their ..:

Rudeness

Religion(s):

Christian - Evangelical

Dream job(s):

Teacher, Interior decorator

Education:

College, Post-graduate, Junior High School

Interest(s):

Business, English, Computers

Favorite sport(s):

Swimming

Favorite destination(s):

California, United States of America, Japan

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Going back to school

Favorite type of dance(s):

Ballroom

Favorite quote(s):

"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant
"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater." - Gail Godwin

Expert Talk

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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Seventeen student leaders from community colleges throughout Northern California discussed a number of issues effecting college students.
California, for example, now spends more on its prisons than it does to educate students in all of its twenty state universities and 107 community colleges combined.
The role of community colleges as stepping stones to four-year universities is alive and well in California, but is only one of several stated missions for the California community colleges.

John Fielding,
CEO

The CACTs are an initiative of the California Community College's Economic Development Program to help California's manufacturing industry compete successfully in changing markets and the global economy.
The California Community Colleges are facing a serious financial crisis after today’s [December 6] release of the proposed mid-year budget cuts by Governor Gray Davis.
Biz Help , is an economic development and business assistance service of the eleven California Community Colleges in San Bernardino and Riverside Counties.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

California Community Colleges Online Application Center - information and access to California community colleges: college location, academic programs, services, entrance requirements, campus personnel email addresses and FAQ for information about financial aid, counseling, tuition and living costs, student life.
California Community Colleges Chancellor�s Office (CCCCO) Several non-case study LPs credit this state agency for providing leadership and technical assistance.
If you are currently attending one of the California community colleges, consult with the UCSC Office of Admissions or your current counselor to determine which college courses satisfy UCSC general education requirements.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Admissions counselors from UCSC visit many high schools and community colleges throughout California and are available to answer your questions about Santa Cruz.
California Community Colleges Please contact the MDTP Community College Coordinator if you would like more information about MDTP tests.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

California community colleges specifically have had a long tradition of offering services apart from the traditional liberal arts curriculum.

User Talk

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