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Topic: California Department of Health Services

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite activity(s):

Taking drugs

Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine

Favorite sport(s):

Volleyball

Dream job(s):

Nurse, Social worker, Private Detective

Education:

Post-graduate

Favorite destination(s):

California

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Going back to school

Medical note(s):

Taking Viagra, Infected with HIV, Has cancer

Membership(s):

Greenpeace

Worst habit(s):

Smoking, Smoking Marijuana, Taking Drugs

Favorite quote(s):

"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

California Department of Health Services: � Mold in My Home: What Do I Do?

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Local utilities also monitor many unregulated organic chemicals for which the California Department of Health Services and United States Environmental Protection Agency have not yet set standards.
In 1974, the California State Department of Health Services directed the Department to further improve water quality and the protection of open distribution reservoirs.
Environmental Protection Agency (USEPA) and the California Department of Health Services require that all water suppliers provide their customers the following information about drinking water.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

California Department of Health Services Indoor Air Quality Info Sheet Mold in My Home: What Do I Do?

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The EMF Program of the Department of Health Services in the State of California is undertaking its own review of the scientific literature on potential health effects of EMF.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
jack cavanaugh
2004-12-03 03:21:44

california toxic mold protection act please tell me all about this law and my rights after purchase of a home

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