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Topic: California State University Northridge

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

HotJobs.com

Favorite possession(s):

Wheelchair

Most admires:

Helen Keller

Good point(s):

Hard-working

Intelligence:

Retarded

Dream job(s):

Social worker, Teacher, Bus Driver

Education:

Post-graduate, College, Junior High School

Interest(s):

Business, English, Psychology

Listens to:

Cliff Richard

Medical note(s):

Mentally retarded

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Going back to school, Finding a job

Favorite quote(s):

"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

After receiving his bachelor's degree in accounting from California State University, Northridge he earned an M.
Borisoff was born in Los Angeles and has a bachelor degree in Radio Television and Film, from California State University at Northridge.
Violist Carol Summers graduated from California State University at Northridge with a degree in viola performance.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Kent obtained a Bachelor's degree and Master of Science degree in Computer Science from California State University, Northridge.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

He has been associated with California State University, Northridge (CSUN) for 17 years, designed and presented their TQM certificate program and ISO 9000 program.
Mark holds a bachelor's degree in business administration from California State University, Northridge and a Certificate in Real Estate from UCLA Extension.
Lyle received his Bachelor of Science degree at California State University at Northridge and a Master of Business Administration from the University of Southern California.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Bachelor of Science in Biology, California State University at Northridge completed in 1998.
He holds a bachelor's degree in psychology from California State University, Northridge and a master's degree from the University of Judaism.
She received a Master of Science Degree in Counseling from California State University at Northridge.

User Talk

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