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Topic: Internet please feel free to call

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card, Cellular, Mobile phone

Currently has on their coffee table:

Remote Control, PC World

Dream job(s):

Private Detective

Favorite TV show(s):

Big Brother

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Interest(s):

Computers, Camping

Favorite sport(s):

Bowling

Likes to wear:

Tank tops, Digital watch

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding ringtones for their phone, Chatting on ICQ, Spamming

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Bankruptcy

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Local data calls to an alternate Internet provider may not be free because Skidmore provides free ethernet connections and Internet access from each residence hall room.
Free local telephone calls and a local dial-up internet connection are provided.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

This Service provides free internet calls to the Freeserve Unlimited Time Service only and does not include access or calls to any other service provided by Freeserve or any other internet service providers.
If you are unconfortable sending your credit card information over the internet, please call our toll free number and we'll be happy to help you over the phone!
Call us toll-free or use our free offers page to contact us and request information via the internet.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Kall8 is a call recording and monitoring service that allows you to record the contents of every toll-free call, sort them by categories and listen to them at your leisure from any Internet connected computer.
Free Long Distance Calls Over the Internet With the MaxPhone Lite available at World Shopping Network.
Free Internet Answering Machines and Free Phone Calls!

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