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Topic: Calorie Count

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  Count    Calorie  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Abflexer(tm)
Appearance:Muscular,  Overweight
Currently has on their coffee table:Food & Wine magazine
Education:None
Favorite food(s):Vegetarian,  Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches,  Fish and chips
Favorite book(s):"In the Kitchen with Rosie" by Rosie Daley
Favorite sport(s):Bodybuilding
Favorite drink(s):Milk,  Lemonade,  Orange Juice
Medical note(s):Taking weight loss pills,  Uses laxatives
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Drinking
Favorite quote(s):"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Fat matters but calories count - A calorie is a calorie whether it comes from fat or a carbohydrate.
Dieters Help Calorie Calculator Calorie Counter : counts the calories in the food you eat.
Many reduced-fat foods have increased sugar content and calorie counts almost every bit as high as their higher-fat friends.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

This Department of Agriculture online publication defines calories and lists calorie counts for common foods.
Calorie counts here are flexible, depending on type of spouse-whether understanding and open-minded, or narrow-minded and armed
Index, color illustrations, calorie counts, etc.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
ally
2004-11-12 11:35:05
i need to lose 10 pounds in one month.how do i go about it?
From:

2005-02-04 10:37:32
how many clories in a piece of baklava (the stringy kind, not the pastry)?
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