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Topic: Calorie intake

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Abflexer(tm)

Appearance:

Muscular, Overweight

Personality:

Nervous

Currently has on their coffee table:

Food & Wine magazine

Favorite book(s):

"In the Kitchen with Rosie" by Rosie Daley

Favorite food(s):

Vegetarian, Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, Fish and chips

Favorite sport(s):

Bodybuilding

Medical note(s):

Taking weight loss pills, Uses laxatives

Favorite drink(s):

Milk, Lemonade, Orange Juice

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia

Worst habit(s):

Drinking

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

And, for those worried about calorie intake and weight gain, study researchers recommend watching calories by substituting nuts for saturated fat foods or refined grain products.
By limiting our intake of fatty, high calorie foods we can reduce our total daily intake of calories, and therefore lose weight.
If a dieter can reduce calorie intake by 500 calories per day or 3500 calories per week, the result will be a loss of 1 pound per week.

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