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Topic: Negative Calorie

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Abflexer(tm)

Appearance:

Muscular, Overweight

Personality:

Loving

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine

Favorite book(s):

"In the Kitchen with Rosie" by Rosie Daley
"Around the World in Eighty Days" by Jules Verne

Favorite food(s):

Vegetarian

Favorite sport(s):

Bodybuilding

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites

Medical note(s):

Taking weight loss pills, Uses laxatives

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Having severe anorexia

Favorite drink(s):

Milk, Lemonade, Orange Juice

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown

Expert Talk

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