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Topic: Health Canada

Related:
  Health    Canada  
  Health Care    Health Information  
  Health Care in Canada    Public Health  
  Mental Health    Health News  
  Health Insurance    Department of Health  
  Health Problems    Health Education  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Currently has on their coffee table:Food & Wine magazine,  Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Social worker
Education:Post-graduate
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Interest(s):Sex education
Favorite sport(s):Dragon Boat Racing
Favorite destination(s):Canada
Ultimate fantasy(s):Getting off welfare
Medical note(s):Infected with HIV,  Undergoing therapy,  Has cancer
Worst habit(s):Smoking Marijuana,  Taking Drugs
Membership(s):Greenpeace
Favorite quote(s):"Reality is a crutch for people who can not deal with drugs." - Lily Tomlin
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The Minister called on the thousands of delegates taking part in Canada's largest occupational health and safety conference to join him in the ongoing battle to build an Ontario where all workers can go home every night alive and healthy.
John Fielding,
CEO

Knowledge is the Best Medicine is a health education program of Canada's Research-Based Pharmaceutical Companies in partnership with many organizations representing government, industry, pharmacies, the medical community and consumers.
Canada's aging population and declining work force will certainly affect economic growth, health care costs and the availability of pension funds.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

University of Toronto Canada's Food Guide to Healthy Eating recommends the consumption of particular foods based on evidence of their roles in maintaining health and reducing the risk of disease.
Generally, Canada's Food Guide describes a healthy diet for the average person but you may have some specific health concerns that require a special diet.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Health Canada's site covers ins and outs of air quality and informs you about what is being done to protect the health of Canadians, from a description of pollutants and lung diseases, to research, risk assessment and regulations development.
The Plant Health and Production Division brings together CFIA programs designed to both protect Canada's agriculture and forestry sectors from the introduction and spread of pests and to help these sectors increase efficiency.
The hospital is a founding member of Canada's National Rehabilitation Network and HealthNet North which is a consortium of health care and social agencies in northern Metro Toronto working toward improved coordination of health services and cost savings within health care.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

They illustrate the exciting frontiers of health science being challenged by researchers in Canada's universities, hospitals and research institutes.
Michael's is Canada's leading Catholic academic health science centre, with a major emphasis on teaching and research, and is fully affiliated with the University of Toronto.
As one of Canada's leading teaching and research health care organizations, Providence is home to world-class investigators who work in affiliation with the University of British Columbia and other post-secondary institutions.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

The success of Canada's efforts to modernize our federation and the future health of the economic union will depend on the establishment of effective means for governments to work together.
 
 
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