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Topic: Canadian Coast Guard

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Yacht

Dream job(s):

Bus Driver, Truck driver, Mail carrier

Favorite explorer(s):

James Cook, Francis Drake, Leif Ericson

Favorite animal(s):

Dolphin

Interest(s):

Boating, Camping

Favorite sport(s):

Sailing, Dragon Boat Racing, Fishing

Favorite movie(s):

Titanic

Favorite destination(s):

Canada

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Owning their own trailer

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce, Greenpeace

Favorite quote(s):

"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in ocean level won't cure." - Ross Macdonald

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Canadian Coast Guard Auxiliary (CCGA) is a nonprofit organization and a registered charity made up of volunteer resources throughout Canada.
It is inspected annually by the Canadian Coast Guard and meets or surpasses their requirements.
SPARK START is a Boating Safety Course created by the Canadian Yachting Association and accredited by the Canadian Coast Guard.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

The Canadian Coast Guard has used the Thermo-Pad model 818 for over fifteen years for the treatment of hypothermia.

Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Jared is a member of the Canadian Coast Guard Auxiliary and, in his spare time, pursues his passion for photography.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Canadian Coast Guard Rescue, Safety and Environmental Response Program monitors for mariners in distress and rescuing them and coordinates the CCG Auxiliary, a volunteer marine rescue program.
The Canadian Coast Guard College has inserted a section of remote sensing into the Fundamental Marine SAR Course which is delivered to Canadian Coast Guard ship's officers and Canadian Airforce pilots.
Canadian Coast Guard Marine Communications and Traffic Services (MCTS) Program provides marine safety communications and manages vessel traffic.

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