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Topic: New Canadian

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  New Year    New Zealand  
  New Products    US News  
  Good News    New York Times  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):BBC
Politics:Monarchist
Dream job(s):President of the United States
Favorite TV show(s):Naked News,  Anne of Green Gables
Favorite activity(s):Watching Sport on TV
Interest(s):Camping
Favorite royal(s):Queen Elizabeth II,  Queen of Sheba
Favorite sport(s):Dragon Boat Racing,  Bowling,  Hockey
Favorite destination(s):Canada,  Australia
Membership(s):Girl guides,  Trade union
Favorite quote(s):"Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in ocean level won't cure." - Ross Macdonald
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Canadians have already seen a steady erosion of their social security under the new rules of economic globalization and trade agreements like NAFTA and the WTO, as Canada's economy has merged into the American orbit and American rules.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Through such a process it should be possible at the outset of any new program to establish both the mechanisms to ensure that Canadians receive the appropriate level of service and the terms and conditions for any change in federal financing for any program approved in this manner.
As Canadians look to the new century, they expect the Public Service of Canada to continue to provide them with high quality services and assist them in the transition to a knowledge-based economy.
We are confident that the new rules will introduce greater clarity for Parliamentarians on the essential standards in public life and provide a transparent system by which Canadians may be assured that the public interest is well-protected.
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

It was not until 1763 that Britain gained control of the northern territories with the conquest of New France; and the independence of the French speaking Canadians has remained an issue until the present day.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The new TELUS Mobility, combining the wireless operations of TELUS and Clearnet, provides a full suite of wireless services to more than two million Canadians.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

CBC News - Canadians remember courage, sacrifice of vets.
CBC News - US pilots disobeyed orders in deadly attack on Canadians.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

CBC News - Canadians launch mountain assault on al-Qaeda fighters.
CBC News - US air force recommends criminal charges against pilots who bombed Canadians.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

It is a grim warning to media corporations and government that Canadians believe that the very integrity of the news that feeds our democracy is being undermined by the effects of concentrated media ownership.
This means agreeing on a new economic growth strategy for Atlantic Canada that will carry the judgment of a majority of Canadians, including federal PC MPs, most of whom represent Atlantic ridings.
 
 
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