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Topic: Cancer

Related:
  Breast Cancer    Lung Cancer  
  Prostate Cancer    Cancer Research  
  Cancer Center    Cell Lung Cancer  
  Cancer Information    Cancer Treatment  
  Cancer Causes    Cancer Society  
  Colon Cancer    Cancer Drug  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Personality:Easily addicted,  Suicidal,  Depressive
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Skin,  Heart
Interest(s):Biology
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Undergoing therapy,  Infected with HIV
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Worst habit(s):Smoking Marijuana,  Smoking,  Drinking
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Breast cancers associated with an abnormal breast cancer gene usually occur at a younger age than the much more common age-related breast cancers.
There are reports of increased intestinal cancers in untreated celiac patients, and it is also known that gluten intolerance can be well established with total or subtotal damage to the intestine with few clinical signs or symptoms.
Many prostate cancers are very slow growing and depending on a man's age and other health factors, the risk of death from prostate cancer.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Breast Cancer Update _ ARIMEDEX Approved by FDA for early Breast Cancer October 20, 2002 The FDA has just approved ARIMEDEX for the treatment of hormone receptor positive women with early breast cancer.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

It was Beth's wish that provisions be made for other breast cancer patients to participate in the healing retreats and advocacy efforts that were so important and beneficial to her.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Everyman Male Cancer Awareness Month will feature posters of the comedian Frank Skinner urging men to take their health more seriously and issuing a warning that prostate cancer kills one man every hour.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Science: Most cancers are thought to arise following multiple genetic mutations.
Breast Cancer Metastasis to Bone Researchers at the University Park and Hershey Medical School campuses have joined forces to investigate the molecular bases of breast cancer metastasis to bone.
Cancers of the larynx are treated with either radiation therapy alone or with pre-radiation therapy chemotherapy.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

It is especially effective in cancers of the face and other cosmetically sensitive areas, because it can eliminate virtually all the cancer cells while causing minimal damage to the surrounding normal skin.
Cancers have no enclosing capsule, so their cells can escape and be transported by the lymph circulation or the bloodstream to other organs.
Although skin cancers are not caused solely by sun exposure, sunlight is still the prime culprit.
 
 
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