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Topic: Colon Cancer

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  Colon    Cancer  
  Breast Cancer    Lung Cancer  
  Prostate Cancer    Cancer Research  
  Cancer Center    Cell Lung Cancer  
  Cancer Information    Cancer Treatment  
  Cancer Causes    Cancer Society  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Personality:Nervous
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Skin,  Heart
Favorite food(s):Vegetarian
Favorite great thinker(s):Timothy Leary
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Undergoing therapy,  Uses laxatives
Favorite drink(s):Milk,  Tea
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Smoking,  Smoking Marijuana,  Drinking
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"There is no sincerer love than the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Overweight men are at greater risk than their thinner counterparts for cancers of the colon and prostate, while overweight women have a greater chance of developing cancers of the uterus and ovaries, and post-menopausal breast cancer.
High fat diets are associated with colon and breast cancer; some studies have also linked high fat diets to prostate cancer.
Recent research suggests that soy may lower risk of prostate, colon and breast cancers as well as osteoporosis and other bone health concerns, and emerging research also indicates that soy protein may reduce high blood pressure and some symptoms of menopause.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Cancer can develop in any of the four sections of the colon or in the rectum and can grow inward or outward through the various layers of these organs.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

If cancer is suspected, a thorough examination of the rectum and colon may be done with a lighted tube inserted through the anus and into the colon.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Most colorectal cancers arise from benign polyps which, if detected at early pre malignant stages, can be removed and significantly reduce colon cancer mortality's.
Colon cancer screening tests identify suspicious or pre-cancerous polyps, which can be removed before they develop into a serious health problem.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Colectomy for colon and rectal cancer involves removing the cancerous part of the intestine and the adjacent lymph nodes.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Family registries for colon, breast, and ovarian cancers are now available to provide information to researchers on inherited genetic mutations.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

While colon cancer ranks second only to lung cancer as the cause of cancer deaths, experts believe that colorectal tumors can be successfully treated if tumors are found and treated before symptoms appear.
BRAF was found to be mutated in about 70 percent of malignant melanomas, 10 percent of colon cancers and a smaller proportion of other cancer types.
Patients with colon or rectum cancer are referred to the Cancer Centre to find out if radiation therapy or chemotherapy treatments are needed.
 
 
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