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Topic: Cure for colon cancer

Related:
  Cure    Colon  
  Cancer    Colon Cancer Treatment  
  Colon Cancer Early Symptoms    Signs of Colon Cancer  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Intelligence:Incompetent
Personality:Nervous
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Breasts,  Skin
Interest(s):Sex education
Favorite movie(s):This Is Spinal Tap
Favorite sportsperson(s):Lou Gehrig (baseball)
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Undergoing therapy,  Uses laxatives
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Worst habit(s):Smoking,  Smoking Marijuana,  Belching
Favorite quote(s):"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

A cure of colon cancer and a case study of the successful control of a cancer of the blood following this low-dose therapy are reported.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Komen Breast Cancer Foundation which sponsors the Race for the Cure, and in the work of Katie Couric who is courageously raising the country's awareness about colon cancer prevention.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

A famous case of its use by a member of British royalty to cure throat cancer has been handed down, and it has been used as an aid in breast, uterine, lung, throat, stomach and colon cancers.
 
 
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