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Topic: Colon Cancer Early Symptoms

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  Symptoms    Colon  
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  Symptom of cancer of the bone  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Robin Williams
Intelligence:Incompetent
Personality:Suicidal,  Depressive
Dream job(s):Private Detective
Favorite body part(s):Skin,  Lungs,  Heart
Favorite movie(s):Citizen Kane
Starsign:Cancer
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Infected with HIV,  Undergoing therapy
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Smoking Marijuana,  Smoking
Favorite quote(s):"Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech." - Martin Fraquhar Tupper
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Unfortunately, colon cancer usually develops symptoms later in its progression, and it may be years for symptoms are seen.
Colon cancer is preventable because it can develop without any symptoms.
It is believed that colon cancer can take many years to develop, during which time there may be no symptoms.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Colon cancer, like all cancers, develops silently and proves to be in an advanced state when clinical symptoms become apparent.
 
 
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2005-04-17 15:18:01
what are the symptoms of colon cancer
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2005-06-28 16:23:40
What are symptoms of colon cancer?
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bluedude
2005-09-10 22:29:35
what are early oolon cancer symptoms
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