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Topic: Colon Cancer Treatment

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

People talk about their ..:

Positive outlook

Appearance:

Beautiful

Bad point(s):

Pessimistic

Intelligence:

Incompetent

Personality:

Suicidal, Depressive

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine

Dream job(s):

Interior decorator

Favorite activity(s):

Sleepwalking sleepwalker

Favorite body part(s):

Skin, Hair, Eyes

Medical note(s):

Has cancer, Undergoing therapy, Infected with HIV

Worst habit(s):

Smoking Marijuana, Smoking

Favorite quote(s):

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

Expert Talk

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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Chemotherapy (using drugs to kill cancer cells) Surgery is the most common treatment of all stages of cancer of the colon.
In addition, treatments offered at the Center are gaining remission for patients who have failed conventional chemotherapy for liver metastasis from colon cancer.
Understanding Cancer of the Colon and Rectum - Online booklet from CancerBACUP addressing causes and treatments of cancer of the colon and rectum.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Treatment Options Prevention and early detection are key factors in controlling and curing colon cancer.
Surgery for colon-cancer in June 1999 only served as further opportunity for faith and humor as he related his tests, treatments, and hospital experiences.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Martinelli and her students, both undergraduate and graduate, have been studying potential treatments for a variety of cancers, including colon and ovarian, for several years.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

I am invested in an Biotech company that specializes in cancer treatments, and currently has a VERY promising colon cancer drug in trials.
Used in the treatment of colon and rectum cancer, often with other anti-cancer medicines or when other treatments have not worked or stopped working.
Patients with colon or rectum cancer are referred to the Cancer Centre to find out if radiation therapy or chemotherapy treatments are needed.

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