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Topic: Symptoms of Colorectal Cancer

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Tom Green
Good point(s):Optimistic,  Patient
Personality:Depressive,  Suicidal,  Nervous
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite TV show(s):Anything on MTV
Favorite body part(s):Heart
Favorite activity(s):Watching Sport on TV
Interest(s):Sex education
Medical note(s):Undergoing therapy,  Uses laxatives,  Has cancer
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Belching
Favorite quote(s):"A watched pot never boils"
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

These symptoms may be caused by something other than colorectal cancer so have your doctor check any symptoms you are having.
Educate the public about the risk factors for colorectal cancer as well as possible symptoms of the disease.
A person with colorectal cancer may experience symptoms that colorectal cancer shares with a number of other conditions.
 
 
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jeffrey
2005-09-05 00:48:40
hello.. i got a question about what happened to me last week. i had blood on my stool for 2 consecutive days... but after that everything turned normal already... i checked some of the symptoms of colon cancer but i'm just positive with the one symptom and thats the bloob on my stool...
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2005-09-05 19:41:17
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