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Topic: Cancer Information

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  Information    Cancer  
  Information Systems    Breast Cancer Information  
  Health Information    Personal Information  
  Business Information    Information Management  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Breasts,  Skin
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Intelligence:Incompetent
Personality:Suicidal,  Depressive
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Nurse,  Social worker
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Undergoing therapy,  Infected with HIV
Worst habit(s):Smoking Marijuana,  Smoking
Favorite quote(s):"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


John Fielding,
CEO

INFORMATION FOR SAN FRANCISCO PROVIDERS The LifeLines program is designed to serve women with breast cancer in San Francisco by providing practical and emotional support services free of charge.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

To provide information and emotional support for African American women who are faced with breast cancer; to help them adjust to changes which cancer causes and to learn to live a healthy and productive life.
Reach to Recovery is an American Cancer Society program that provides support and information about breast cancer and its treatment for women with a personal concern about breast cancer and for their families.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

CANCER INFORMATION NCI provides information to cancer patients, health and research professionals, and the public in a variety of formats.
Breast Cancer Legislation Information Listing of relevant pending legislation before Congress and information on how to get involved.
This information is held confidential and collected for the purpose of evaluating the NBCAM website and providing the site visitor with breast cancer information and educational material.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Follow up information for 639 women with a family history of breast cancer who had undergone bilateral prophylactic mastectomy was compared with the number of breast cancers in 403 of their sisters who did not undergo the surgery.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Cancer Online is a unique nonprofit website helps put some control back into the lives of cancer patients and their families by providing access to clinical information for all kinds of cancers and practical support and encouragement on a wide variety of topics.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Information Specialists can help Internet users find information on NCI Web sites and answer questions about cancer.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Information on ongoing clinical trials for all types of cancer and information on advances in clinical cancer research can be found on the NCI Clinical Trials website.
Information is limited on complete variant profiles in coding and regulatory regions of genes potentially involved in prostate cancer development.
Information for Breast and Colon Cancer Cooperative Family Registries The purpose is to create registries that represent an interdisciplinary consortium of participating centers of excellence in clinical and human genetics and epidemiology.
 
 
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