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Topic: Lung Cancer Treatment

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine

People talk about their ..:

Childhood trauma

Bad point(s):

Pessimistic

Intelligence:

Incompetent

Personality:

Depressive, Suicidal, Easily addicted

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine

Favorite activity(s):

Sleepwalking sleepwalker

Favorite body part(s):

Skin, Hair, Heart

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Lou Gehrig (baseball)

Medical note(s):

Has cancer, Undergoing therapy, Family history of schizophrenia

Worst habit(s):

Smoking Marijuana

Favorite quote(s):

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

Expert Talk

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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

If lung cancer is diagnosed, the patient's doctor needs to learn the stage, or extent, of the disease so that proper treatment can be given.
Forster suffers from lung cancer and pancreatic cancer and diabetes and is currently receiving daily chemotherapy treatments.
Chemotherapy drugs and treatment regimens specific to lung cancer are presented in Appendix D.

Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Monthly meeting for lung cancer patients and family members to discuss the challenges of living with lung cancer and its treatments.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

A study that establishes an effective treatment program involving chemotherapy and radiation therapy for early lung cancer.
Trials are under way to study new treatments for patients with all stages of lung cancer.
Taxotere is also indicated for the treatment of patients with locally advanced or metastatic non small cell lung cancer after failure of platinum-based chemotherapy.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Surgery is the usual treatment for patients whose cancer is in only one lung or in one lung and the closest lymph nodes.
More lung cancer patients should have access to chemotherapy treatment � i.
Judy is presently undergoing chemotherapy for lung cancer at Manchester Hospital's cancer treatment center.

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