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Topic: Melanoma Skin Cancer

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Smallpox vaccine

Currently has on their coffee table:

New Scientist

Favorite artist(s):

Michelangelo

Favorite body part(s):

Skin, Lungs, Breasts

Favorite great thinker(s):

Blaise Pascal

Starsign:

Cancer

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Cloning themselves

Medical note(s):

Has cancer, Undergoing therapy, Infected with HIV

Favorite drink(s):

Tea, Milk

Worst habit(s):

Smoking Marijuana, Drinking, Smoking

Favorite quote(s):

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying." - Woody Allen (1935-)
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life

Expert Talk

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Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Nonmelanoma skin cancers are less deadly than melanomas.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

This is based in part on studies of second cancers which suggest that these two conditions share a common aetiology with squamous carcinoma of the skin and malignant melanoma.
Skin cancers include melanoma, squamous cell carcinoma and basal cell carcinoma.
Particularly disturbing is the high level of skin cancers, including malignant melanoma and basal cell carcinoma, which have slowly continued to increase in frequency.

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