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Topic: Prostate cancer causes no symptoms

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Intelligence:Incompetent
Personality:Depressive,  Suicidal
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Favorite activity(s):Sleepwalking sleepwalker
Favorite body part(s):Skin,  Breasts,  Lungs
Favorite sportsperson(s):Lou Gehrig (baseball)
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Undergoing therapy,  Family history of schizophrenia
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Worst habit(s):Smoking Marijuana,  Drinking
Favorite quote(s):"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
 
 
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

There is at present no evidence that there is a higher incidence of early and potentially curable prostate cancer in men with LUTS as compared to a similar cohort without any symptoms.
Advanced prostate cancer is more likely to cause symptoms, which may lead a man to see a doctor for diagnosis.
The symptoms of BPH or of other problems in the prostate may be similar to symptoms for prostate cancer.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Symptoms of BPH are difficult to distinguish from those of prostate cancer but a simple test called a PSA (prostate-specific antigen) is available.
There is currently no curative therapy for advanced prostate cancer; available treatments are aimed at slowing the spread of the disease and relieving symptoms.
Yes, it is not uncommon for prostate cancer to be detected long before symptoms could be expected to develop.
 
 
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