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Topic: Cancer Research

Related:
  Research    Cancer  
  Breast Cancer Research    Research Project  
  Research and Development    Breast Cancer  
  Research Report    Research Study  
  Science Research    Research and Education  
  Medical Research    Scientific Research  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):Hunger Site
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
Personality:Suicidal
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine,  New Scientist
Dream job(s):Nurse
Favorite body part(s):Heart,  Skin,  Breasts
Interest(s):Biology,  Science
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Undergoing therapy,  Infected with HIV
Membership(s):World Vision
Worst habit(s):Smoking Marijuana
Favorite quote(s):"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Breast Cancer Research Foundation adheres to many standards that reflect its commitment to public accountability and social responsibility.
John Fielding,
CEO

The award is part of a pool of state money earmarked for breast cancer and set aside to fund innovative research that has the potential to have a high impact.
The research should focus on the operational aspects of breast cancer screening practices in the U.
Research is improving prevention, detection, and treatment options for breast cancer, and breast cancer death rates have begun to decline.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Research shows that a diet containing soy can lower cholesterol, prevent cancers of the breast and prostate and even decrease the severity of hot flashes associated with menopause.
Research studies have shown that when Japanese women have adopted a high fat American diet the rates of breast cancer increase proportionally.
Recent research suggests that adding these foods to your diet could significantly lower your risk of breast cancer.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

New research may indicate which women will benefit most from taking the drug Tamoxifen to prevent breast cancer.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Her research interests are in medical imaging, including applications of ultrasound imaging in cardiology and breast cancer care and real-time application of imaging technology in the operating room.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Army Medical Research and Materiel Command to study protein interactions involved in biochemical resistance of breast cancer to chemotherapy treatments.
Results of research studies conducted by NSABP researchers have been the dominant force in altering the standard surgical treatment of breast cancer form radical mastectomy to lumpectomy plus radiation.
Breast cancer link to nightshifts - more research supporting the theory that decreased levels of circulating melatonin is a causative factor in the development of breast cancer.
 
 
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