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Topic: Treatment of Skin Cancer

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Appearance:

Beautiful

Intelligence:

Incompetent

Personality:

Suicidal, Depressive

Currently has on their coffee table:

Men's Health magazine

Favorite artist(s):

Michelangelo

Favorite body part(s):

Skin, Hair, Heart

Starsign:

Cancer

Favorite drink(s):

Tea

Medical note(s):

Has cancer, Undergoing therapy, Heart attack imminent

Worst habit(s):

Smoking Marijuana, Drinking, Smoking

Favorite quote(s):

"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair

Expert Talk

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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Rationale for Mohs Micrographic Surgery Cure rates for skin cancer after treatment with Mohs micrographic surgery are as high as 95 percent.
Many young men and young women in their early twenties have already required treatment for skin cancers.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

An x-ray therapy technique that is particularly beneficial in the low-voltage treatment of superficially located tumors, such as skin cancers.

David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Bloodroot has been used historically in numerous topical preparations for the treatment of various skin cancers, and also for sores, warts, eczema, and other dermal & epidermal problems.
Coast Dermatology specializes in the treatment of skin, hair and nails and the removal of skin cancers and atypical moles.
General dermatologic surgery is available for treatment of skin cancers as well as benign skin lesions.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From:
ENAS
2005-05-02 19:11:58

My brother heis 30 y.o the begining of the problem is when he is had ablack mole and it's injered by mistake then it start to become more biger then he went to the hospital they removeit all then after microscopic investigation they diagnostic as cancer then we send him to al-amal hospital in jordan they decide to remove the surounded area after dicuions with doctors we agreed to do the surgery . Then they told us that they remove affected tissue and they cleanit and they send the tissue to histopathology the result came that its no signs of malignancy noted > after one year of that occurance he feel that there is collection of tissu under the axilla after CTscan they said that it's malignancy skin canser . they will do tomorrow big surgery to remove all the affected tissue and to start chemotherapy then they will reopen the privious surgery to reclean it . my quistion is what is ur opinion about the case ? whts the coplications of the surgery ? do u found new treatment for skin cancer ? what is the last researches about thes disease ?? pls help my brother as u can . if the treatment is available pls give me the addres and in whitc country. thank u alot

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