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Topic: Stage Breast Cancer

Related:
  Stage    Cancer  
  Breast Cancer    Lung Cancer  
  Prostate Cancer    Stage Breast Cancer  
  Cancer Research    Development Stage  
  Cancer Center    Cell Lung Cancer  
  Cancer Information    Cancer Treatment  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Penis
Intelligence:Incompetent
Personality:Depressive,  Easily addicted,  Suicidal
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Skin,  Breasts
Favorite great thinker(s):Timothy Leary
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having severe anorexia
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Undergoing therapy,  Infected with HIV
Favorite drink(s):Milk
Worst habit(s):Smoking Marijuana,  Smoking
Favorite quote(s):"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
"How can men use sex to get what they want? Sex IS what they want." (Frasier Crane on FRASIER)
"Fill what's empty , empty what's full, and scratch where it itches." - the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life
 
 
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John Fielding,
CEO

Diagnosis of breast cancer at later or more advanced stages generally warrants more aggressive treatment and may reduce survival rates.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

STAGE THREE cancers are larger than 5 centimetres (two inches) and there are cancer cells in the lymph glands but not anywhere else in the body.
Aggressive screening for prostate cancer in men as they age should allow more cancers to be diagnosed at a stage where they are more easily cured.
Because there are few early symptoms, ovarian cancer is often diagnosed in advanced stages and kills more women than any other gynecological cancer.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

Cancer in early stages can be arrested by vibrations, stones can be dissolved, glands normalized and certain skin ailments cured easily.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

Staging of the Prostate Cancer The following stages are used for prostate cancer.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Prostate cancer is generally divided into four stages - T1 is a tumour within the prostate, too small for DRE to identify and often no symptoms, but detectable through a PSA test.
Most ovarian cancers are found at an advanced stage because there are no effective screening tests (until recently) and they produce no symptoms until they are in an advanced stage.
Implications of stage-specific survival rates in assessing recent declines in prostate cancer mortality rates.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

It was tumor stage and whether the cancer had spread to the lymph nodes in the axilla.
Stage IV ovarian cancer may be treated by surgery followed by chemotherapy or by chemotherapy alone.
The following stages are used for small cell lung cancer: Limited stage Cancer is found only in one lung and in nearby lymph nodes.
 
 
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